Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Recession.. Pink Slips... any site and any IT Employee.. these are the words that we have heard off.. Lehman Bros.. these are the people we all should be thankful towards.. because of these bros.. we Officially kicked off.. RECESSION...and these many advantages both to companies.. to us (ALL IT PROFESSIONALS) and to the country happened..

DISCLAIMER:

THESE ARE MY VIEWS AND THIS ONE IS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY AND TAKE IT EASY GUYS.. NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANY ONES FEELINGS... ANY WAYS.. you know to write reviews.. so no worries guys..

So.. we will start by what I mean the positive sides of Recession...

1. Recession brings us to learn New Technologies.. LONG TERM INVESTMENT.

2. It will help an average salaried IT professional to think about Investments (Shares and Properties)--- A Rs.3000 Unitech share was available for Rs 30 in the first days of Recession.. T-Motors is still Rs.140.. So If you have some Rs.30000 in savings.. you can think of a 2 year investment in UniT which will definitely fetch you 50% profit without doing anything.. where you may get only 5% in normal periods..

3. Know how competition and parties with BOSS helped you from not getting Pink Slips.. SO more partying.... Less Pink Slips..

4. Have you observed.. many people postponed their marriage plans at least for 3 years fearing of Job loss if they go for Marriage leave.. I have seen my Manager who went on for Marriage and when he is back.. his ID was not working.. when contacted.. they gave him all the best greeting with his final settlement cheque inside that.. he couldn't even use it for his honeymoon expenses and he had to sit at home and plan his next job rather than plan his first few days with his new wife.. SAD... So Less marriages.. Less Expenses.. Less Population growth too.. LOL...

5. Honestly tell me how many of you have downloaded movies and watched them rather than going to theatres.. See using IT better than before.. which means.. we are utilising IT more than before which is good sign..

6. This is the most talked Recession than any one before..and this is the fastest recovered Recession from than ones before..

There are few more positive points and benefits that we got from Recession.. will update the post again after few days seeing how other factors are changing as THE RECESSION IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED AS OVER..

1 comment:

  1. HULLo!!
    warm welcome to blogs
    !!
    nice write up
    liked it
    I LIKED the 2nd point of aLL!!
    a very radiant way of EXPRESSING Recession
    thumbs UP!

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